“God Bless 311”

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I started hooking up with a newly single friend. I thought I was just doing it for the “nookie” until we went to a 311 concert together as friends and some loser started hitting on her. I grabbed her and started making out with her making it obvious she wasn’t single anymore.

— Bob

Postscript: Five years later we’re still making out in public. God bless 311.

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