After a terrible first date, I reluctantly agreed to go on a second date because we worked together and I didn’t want it to get awkward. During dinner he choked on his food and almost passed out. After I finished laughing I choked on mine and nearly passed out. We spent the rest of the night watching YouTube videos on our phones in a Wal Mart parking lot.
Postscript: We’ve been together for almost 7 months and plan on moving in together this summer.