I was upset, telling him a pointless story and realized I was babbling like an idiot. Embarrassed I said “Forget it, I’m sorry. It’s not important.” He said “Everything you say is important.”

— Chatty Cathy

Postscript: We broke up after a year but that was sweet and scored him major points.

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My girlfriends met him and they all liked him and couldn’t have been happier for me.

— RMD 717

Postscript: We were together seven years but then grew apart and broke up.

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He started making our dates mini-adventures…kyaking, hiking, picnics…it was fun and exciting. I was impressed.

— Enforcer 007

Postscript: He was having an equally fun and exciting relationship with my best friend.

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I got the flu really bad and threw up all over the floor. He held my hair, wiped my tears and kissed my pukey face. Then he put me to bed and cleaned the whole thing up, including my clothes.

— Sick Girl

Postscript: Four years later he’s still taking care of me.

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After a year and half of threatening to break-up every week, suddenly I found everything she did and said adorable.

— Prick Diggler

Postscript: Three years later we are living together and I’ve never been happier or had a better friend and partner.

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He wrote me a terrible death metal love song and played it for me on his guitar. The music was horrifying but I knew he loved me.

— Michelle

Postscript: Sadly he passed away…

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The first night I slept over I got my period and bled all over his white sheets. I was mortified. He said “No biggie, that’s what detergent is for,” and made me breakfast.

— Red

Postscript: We were together for a while but it didn’t work out. He’ still a great guy though. No hard feelings.

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